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  • Seth: I had a crazy dream last night.
  • Me: No way.
  • Seth: Yeah. I had this dream about this movie. It was the republican party's answer to Oliver Stone's 'epic' W. Obama and the first family move into the White House. Months of fierce campaigning have brought them to this point. They immediately lock the place down with metal shutters over all the windows and doors. They proceed to massacre all the staff inside because... they are VAMPIRES!
  • Me: Geez!
  • Seth: Oh and Pepsi produced it in association with Rockstar Games.
  • Me: Wow. That should be a movie. What would one title that? "Barackula Obama"?
  • Seth: Yeah, that or "Obama Bin Vampire."