put that in your pod and CRUNCH IT

Good morning everyone, thanks for listening to MF FM music, bringing you the smoothlastic stylings of the classics, the ones who actually sing. None of this oh-so-fashionable hiphop-house-electro underground bullshit. Before I start my regular programing I’d like to send off this first song with a dedication to a Miss Lara Morgan. Lara, your sister says, “drive safely. take care of the New Mexican soil. i can’t wait to see you tonight. and remember: wet pillowcases in death valley.”

Lara, I hope that makes sense to you, because it sure as hell doesn’t to me. Here’s to you: